"Any ideas for the new park sculpture?"
"How about a giant, metallic octopus attacking a rook?"
#steve is like what #someone’s playing galaga #wait i don’t know what galaga is #shit what if it’s important #is it a sport #is it a band #is it a board game #like monopoly #(thank god they still have monopoly) #god i’d better just look #it’s behind me isn’t it #there is nothing behind me #GOSH DARN IT 21ST CENTURY
I like how many parts of the movie you realize Thor, Steve, and Loki really do not know what the fuck is going on.
I just want a movie with Thor, Steve and Loki attempting to figure out this century. LIke, no action, no adventure, no explosions. Just wifi.
And then every so often Tony shows up and just rolls his eyes as Loki screams at the toaster, demanding for it to surrender his breakfast.
You guys really just want an Avengers sitcom, don’t you
file under: Things I Need Yesterday!
I forgot the word “reindeer” today so I described them as “Christmas llamas” why
if I buy 26 cans of whip cream at the grocery store do you think the cashier will be suspicious of something
Not at all.
I’ve had to do this once because the restaurant I work at ran out of whipped cream and the cashier didn’t even question so I think you’ll be okay
Shopping for friendlys was for real the greatest day of work.
the majestic flapflaps…
Wait, are those breaching mantas?
no they are the majestic flapflaps